Thank God It’s Monday! That weekend just seemed to drag on forever, didn’t it? Well, no matter, it’s in the past and now we can bury ourselves in work to forget our troubles!
Speaking of work, The Creatives finally managed to get their act together and push a new funny postcard out the door, as I promised in my last post. It’s the first installment in a new collection we’re calling EmojiFaili.
Introducing the EmojiFaili funny birthday postcard!
This funny birthday postcard is designed for everyone who doesn’t know how to use emojis. To most, the juxtaposition of the frownie face emoji and the “Happy Birthday!” text wouldn’t make any sense at all. But our market research team recently discovered an untapped demographic of people who actually do accept this sort of thing as valid emoji usage. It’s one of those exciting little surprises that pop up every now and then after hours and hours of crunching numbers and manipulating data until it supports our business goals. We will now cash in on this demographic and become wealthy.
Well, off to the Monday Drunken Lunch Brawl. Thanks for shopping, and have a punch-happy day!
— P. L.