Happy Friday night, SlapSads! So, back at the end of October we posted the news that SlapSad was hiring, and guess what – we still are. That’s right, we’re still offering the incredible opportunity to come work with the one and only Carl, Keith Burnside, and The Creatives at the one and only SlapSad – but only if you really want it and are willing to essentially become what some people might mistakenly describe as a slave!
Since that last post we’ve been inundated with applications, but we haven’t found the right candidate yet. So far most of the applicants have been either too inexperienced or too overqualified, or they just weren’t willing to risk their lives in Monday Drunken Lunch Brawl and Friday F***ed-Up Freezer Tag, which is required. If you’re interested in joining our team, check out the job descriptions here.
Just a quick “For Your Information” (or FYI, as the cool kids are saying) here – we’re only hiring for creative positions right now. But we always accept resumes from qualified candidates in any specialty. Please send all non-creative inquiries to email@example.com and we’ll get back to you if we’re interested!
We look forward to pretending to review your candidacy!