Hey SlapSads! So, it’s been a while. Sorry about that. As a company we try to keep up with communication and the social media and all that stuff, but sometimes we just can’t because we get busy. And we’ve been really, really busy since our last web log, doing a lot of really, really complicated business things that even I don’t understand.
So, to apologize for “going darkness,” which is apparently a thing the cool kids are saying these days, we made a new postcard! It’s called Big Sorry. It is just the word “Sorry” blown up really big, typeset in the beautifully and systematically minimal font System Font Thin Italic, and painstakingly positioned dead center on a pure white background. It is truly a work of art. Nobody here at SlapSad has died recently in case you were wondering.
Big Sorry should not be confused with the Sympathy funny postcard we made in our first collection, Plainclothes Postcards. I should also clarify that Big Sorry has absolutely nothing to do with Donald Trump’s new board game Sorry! which is currently taking America by storm. Our CLO, Edward Punchline, has advised us that Mr. Trump will likely sue us for using a word that he also used, so that could be a thing. We’ll keep you posted.