Well, well, it turns out SlapSad’s one and only CLO, Edward Punchline, is 30 years young today – and today is also the exact day we’re releasing the BirthDaze 30 funny birthday postcard. How’s that for coincidence? I’d offer Ed a free postcard and a slap on the back, but he’s kind of a dick for insisting on screaming all the time.
I’m tired and I don’t feel like writing anything else. Go read our Facebook. Or go on a postcard shopping spree. Or better yet, stop reading this web log and go read literally anything else on the World Wide Web. You might learn something worthwhile, like how Zooey Deschanel’s daughter is probably an otter.