Happy Friday, SlapSadfaces. I was up all night with Ed and Keith celebrating National Beer Day, so I’ll keep this short and stupid. Apparently, someone decided to release the BirthDaze 20 funny birthday postcard, but none of us remember doing it. Are we really going to go through with this silly series? I hate this series. T. Rhett would’ve hated it, too, bless his soul.
I think Carl is responsible. I swear I’m going to laser him a new butthole in freezer tag today. Golly, what a hangover.