Happy Monday, everyone! Isn’t it a relief to finally be past the weekend and back to the rat race?
So, the Creatives are currently under quite a bit of pressure to concept big ideas for the upcoming Valentine’s Day collection I mentioned – so much so that Carl bribed T. Rhett for special permission to skip today’s Drunken Lunch Brawl (which I believe is a first in SlapSad’s 13 decades of history). It’s just not going to be the same without all those helpless Creatives stumbling around.
But I digress. SlapSad launched a new postcard today, and I’m happy to announce that it’s part of the Quotemanteaux collection we introduced last July! We’re calling this one the Anonymous Antoinette funny quote postcard. I have no idea why anyone would purchase this postcard, as it looks like someone slashed and stabbed it repeatedly with a rusty serrated survival knife. But what do I know about design? There must be a market for this, otherwise Marketing wouldn’t have let it slide.
Well, my trigger fingers are starting to get tired from typing, and I need them fresh for the midday fight. All for now. Hope you guys and gals have an uber punch-happy Monday!