Hey guys, it’s Keith Burnside again. Happy Friday. Prunlax is feeling better, and he’s very grateful for all your thoughts and prayers. I’m sure he’ll be ready to roll come Monday.
On behalf of T. Rhett, Prunlax, Carl, The Creatives, and everyone else here at SlapSad, I’m happy to announce the release of our first holiday collection. It’s called UnHappy Holidays. Our dedicated team of Unhelpful Content Reviewers did an amazing job of brainlessly red-lighting several of these postcards, but we pushed back hard and were able to get them published just in time.
At this point, most of us are pretty tired. We’ve been running on fumes all week trying to get this collection off the ground. Plus, I stayed up really late last night drinking and writing with some of the other guys, which is why a few of the UnHappy Holidays postcard descriptions might sound a little crazy. What I’m really concerned about, though, is staying awake and alert during F***ed-Up Freezer Tag today.
Enjoy your Friday, everyone. SlapSad will be back with more interesting blogs on Monday. Expect next week to be lighter than usual, because we need to take a good long booze break from all this holiday nonsense. Also, we’re moving to a new office at the end of the month, so we have to start making plans for that. Cheerios!
* Editor’s note: There’s a bonus holiday postcard over in the Bad SlapSad collection. It’s rated PG-13. We didn’t publish it with the rest of the UnHappy Holidays postcards because its inclusion effectively censored the entire collection.
Here it is, if you’re curious (don’t tell T. Rhett!):