Happy Black Friday, SlapSadders! Hope you had fun gorging yourselves on turkey and piecaken yesterday. Ready to celebrate the darkest day in American consumerism? So are we!
Introducing The G****** Flowers, the first release in our new Bad SlapSad series. We’re censoring the language here because it might offend certain shoppers, and we’d never want to offend a shopper on Black Friday. The uncensored, PG-13 version is available for your offense in the Zazzle shop.
Personally, I’m unhappy with the Bad SlapSad concept. I think it’s off-brand, and as Director of Public Relations, I worry that the public might not relate to it very well. But Carl, our new Creative Director, is much bolder than Carl, our former Creative Director, and he convinced Marketing that it would be a hit.
Naturally, The G****** Flowers got shot down multiple times over in the Unhelpful Content Review department – We don’t condone tricking people, Too many yellow daisies in one place, That’s not how you spell g******, etc. T. Rhett got wind of it, though, and that old codger immediately gave it the green light.
Anyways, on to the design. As you can see, this collection will feature colorful nature imagery complemented by equally colorful human language. (The message is clear – nature is beautiful, but humans have cursed it.) Individual postcards are presented in basic Cambria font for clarity; hat tip to Brain Eaters Font Co. for the Bad SlapSad collection header and logo font.
You didn’t hear this charming sentiment from me, but always remember to stop and smell the g****** flowers, because it tricks people into thinking you give a f***. Well, I have to go wash out my mouth with soap now.