Good news, SlapSadders! Piter Peper has risen from the grave after four and a half days! To celebrate his glorious return from the depths of Zazzle, SlapSad is continuing its Ting Twusters collection with a second release – The Choodwuck. Hope you guys enjoy wucking chood as much as we do!
The recent infringement incident turned out to be a mistake on the part of Zazzle’s Professionally Unhelpful Content Review Team. For some mysterious reason, they removed a perfectly good postcard from their marketplace. And when we finally got a response from them, it contained no explanation – just a brief, boilerplate apology. As SlapSad founder and CEO T. Rhett Washington, Sr. would say, “To hell with those bumbling ballsacks!” He really has a way with words.
So, join us in celebrating our risen Piter Peper by checking out the Ting Twusters collection today. Also, you should “like” us on this cool new social media platform called Facebook! We’ve been using it since July, and so far we’ve been really impressed. You can post pictures and stuff.
* Editor’s note: Thanks to the delightful fear, uncertainty, and doubt sowed by Zazzle, we decided to hire our own in-house team of Unhelpful Content Reviewers. This will allow us to enjoy several rounds of smug, you’re-stupid emails internally before forwarding our designs to Zazzle’s team for the final round of politics and botheration.