Today I’m happy to say we’ve got a brand new collection of postcards headed your way! Introducing Ting Twusters – your favorite tongue twisters, now spoonerized! The first release is based on the classic “Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.”
But to be honest, SapSladders, I’m actually not happy. I’ve been dealing with some pretty serious onsimnia ever since last month’s freezer incident. I don’t think we’re ever going to get closure. I wish I could just move on, but right now the stress and anxiety about losing Carl like that is really wreaking havoc on my mental process. This is just like the times we lost all those other Carls before him.
It’s not all doom and gloom, though. I’m proud to say Ting Twusters was my own idea, a flash of twisted inspiration sparked by the combined negative effects of sleep deprivation and night terrors. Most of the surviving creatives liked it, and marketing gave it the green light, so there you go!
For this collection, we’re using another chubby font called Punched and a spartan, black-and-white design that invites customization. You can color in the letters if you want. It’s okay if you don’t stay inside the lines.
Editor’s note (11-19-15): Sadly, the “Piter Peper” Ting Twuster has been removed by Zazzle for supposed infringement. SlapSad is requesting further details and will keep you posted on Piter Peper’s fate.
Update (11-24-15): Zazzle’s Professionally Unhelpful Content Review Team made a mistake. The “Piter Peper” postcard is back on the market!