Well, SlapSadders, it’s time to introduce the third Scratch ‘n’ Imagine postcard. Apparently we’re calling this blurry, halfhearted tragedy The Smell of Denial. You can find it in our newly created Scratch ‘n’ Imagine collection in the SlapSad store.
It’s been three weeks since they pulled Carl out of that freezer, and it’s like nothing ever happened. Not a word from the C-suite, no internal communications memo posted on the break-room bulletin board. Zip, zero, zilch. Come to think of it, maybe the next Scratch ‘n’ Imagine postcard should be called The Smell of Nothing.
Anyways, nobody’s admitting that anything’s wrong, least of all HR, but everyone can feel it. At least I can feel it. And I’m sure those creatives who jumped out the window during the company Halloween party were feeling it.
But let’s not allow reality to distract us from what really matters – sending and receiving awesome postcards! This new Scratch ‘n’ Imagine release is ideal, especially if an insidious acid is slowly and metaphorically dissolving your place of business and driving it into literal bankruptcy. Or, on a lighter note, if your baboon casserole didn’t come out of the oven quite right. That happened to me yesterday.
Okay, I guess that’s enough words to call this a blog post. Order The Smell of Denial today, and then go kiss all those skeletons in your closet goodbye forever!