Bad news, SlapSadders. A messenger from creative just reported that their director isn’t lost, as stated in my previous blog introducing The Smell of Defeat. He was actually found a few days ago in the walk-in freezer, curled up on a metal shelf clutching the severed head of a baboon, and apparently he’s still there. I’m not sure why they even have that walk-in freezer.
Anyways, despite the sad turn of events and the creative team’s kamikaze dive into dipsomania, I’m happy to announce the second release in SlapSad’s Scratch ‘n’ Imagine series – The Smell of Panic! The only design change is a simple color inversion, so I’ll move right into benefits.
This postcard is perfect for any occasion involving panic, current or impending. Neighbor’s house about to catch fire? Send this postcard to preheat their hearts. Got inside knowledge on the stock market? Sell, and then send this postcard to everyone who didn’t.* Creative director dead in a bizarre, work-related accident? This postcard will make everything seem A-Okay, and it’s way better than actual panic!
As you can tell, the applications are endless. So what are you waiting for? Spread The Smell of Panic today! Well, I’m off to talk with legal now.
* Editor’s note: SlapSad does not condone insider trading.