Welcome to SlapSad!
If you’re looking for funny postcards fried to perfection with Attic salt and satire, you’ve come to the right place. Well, actually, the right place is our shop. But you get the idea.
And don’t forget about the funny articles by Keith Burnside, our copywriter extraordinaire and task juggler professionnel.
To make the World Wide Web a punch-happier place through humorous, witty postcards. And only postcards. We don’t muck around with any of that newfangled crap that folds in half and hides in envelopes.
SlapSad was founded in 1883 by America’s first greeting-card entrepreneur, T. Rhett Washington, Sr. Unhappy with his job as an obituary ghostwriter, Washington quit to pursue his true passion – postcards. He spent a couple rough years hawking his handmade creations on the Proto-Internet and sleeping in the dusty Denver streets, but the dedication paid off. Thirteen decades later, SlapSad is a household name in the funny postcard industry, and Washington is
a rich, cantankerous old man dead.
At SlapSad, we take pride in having an open-office, open-minded, and open-relationship company culture. From Monday Drunken Lunch Brawl to Friday F***ed-Up Freezer Tag, there’s always something fun and dangerous going on to distract our team from work. We also offer employee education modules like How To Use a Postcard, World Wide Web History, and Mixed Wi-Fi Signals. Plus, all the free booze you can drink – if you can pry it from the cold, dead hands of The Creatives.
SlapSad is headquartered in the oversunny, underwhelming City and County of Denver, Colorado. PLEASE DO NOT MOVE TO DENVER. COLORADO SPRINGS IS WAY BETTER GO TO COLORADO SPRINGS PLEASE DO NOT GO TO DENVER
Thanks for visiting, and have a punch-happy day!
Director of Public Relations