Merry Christmas season, SlapSads! Not sure about you, but I was really wondering if Thanksgiving would ever come to an end. Thank God it’s finally over, because now The Creatives can get back to their regular drinking schedule and hopefully won’t be in such bad spirits. (P.S. never mess with a Creative who had to spend Thanksgiving with a teetotaler family.)
Anyways, to celebrate the conclusion of a holiday rooted in the earliest days of the great American genocide, and also to acknowledge our recent superoverindulgence in imperial stout (that other people paid for), we’ve just released a brand-new addition to our BIGS collection – the Big Thanks postcard. You can thank a bunch of unwillfully sober Creatives for that one. You’re welcome!
In accordance with the previous BIGS postcards, Big Thanks is just the word “Thanks” blown up really big, typeset in the beautifully and systematically minimal font System Font Thin Italic, and painstakingly positioned dead center on a pure white background. It is truly a work of art of an expression of thanksgiving.
* Editor’s note: In related news, Donald Trump’s new board game Sorry! is still taking America by storm.