Happy Monday, everyone! Today I’m following up on our recent Facebook post about birthday postcards with a little sneak peek. We’ve assembled a mostly new team of creatives following last month’s disastrous occupation, and they’ve developed a new birthday postcard concept called BirthDaze, which features blurry Silom font on a background the color of cowardice in broad daylight. The plan is to have one postcard for every decade from 10 to 100.
Personally, I find this yellow-and-black attack a bit too simplistic even by SlapSad standards, but nobody cares what I think around here. I kind of wish Carl’s name were on our long list of casualties, but if the past is any indicator, the next Carl would ignore me just as much as every other Carl has. Still won’t stop me from trying my best to end current Carl during today’s Drunken Lunch Brawl.
Anyways, we’ll be releasing these silly new postcards over the next couple days, or maybe weeks, assuming the creatives actually sober up enough to complete the designs, which unfortunately they probably will.
By the way, please join me in welcoming Sam, our new CEO. S/he mopped up more blood than any of the other interns, so I recommended her/him to the surviving board members, and they appointed her/him as CEO. This is truly a new era in SlapSad history, or something.