Hey, SlapSadders! Hope you’re having a sensational Gnovember. Here at SlapSad headquarters, we’re still happily surfing a supermassive tidal wave of denial (background: Scratch ‘n’ Imagine, Vols. 1, 2, 3), but that’s not the point. The point is a brand-new postcard that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Introducing Gnome Sweet Gnome!
Yes, those are disembodied gnome heads. Specifically, those are the two disembodied heads of Gnemo, SlapSad’s two-headed office gnome. One of the copywriters thought Gnemo would make a great club during the Monday Drunken Lunch Brawl, which led to a couple severed ceramic heads and a seriously injured graphic designer.
So, today we’re honoring Gnemo’s life and legacy as a faithful office gnome by releasing a memorial postcard that features both of his heads in the moment of death. For the lettering, SlapSad selected a chubby, cartoony serif typeface called That’s Super (source: Brain Eaters Font Co.). We feel that it lines up pretty well with Gnemo’s passion for being a fat serial prankster and occasionally eating the brains of those office gnomes next door.
Rest peacefully in your eternal Gnome Sweet Gnome, Gnemo.
* Editor’s note: In addition to his duties as an office gnome, Gnemo worked as a professional model for agencies like Pixabay.